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Thursday, November 8, 2007

How funny can the hurt be?

I was strolling through the airport in Chicago and decided to take the moving walkway to make my next destination. Well needless to say no one ever reads the sign that says “walk on the left, stand on the right”. Maybe there should be one that says “forward facing only”. This lady proceeds to flirt with her male mate while turned the wrong way at the end of the moving walkway then falls. I laugh hysterically as to find out her and I are on the same flight. But to my dismay she says that her backside is hurting. It feels good to laugh remembering how she was sprawled out in the middle of one of America’s busiest airports and no one really cared to offer support. Man I would like to see that on the security cameras, as I am writing I a cant stop laughing.

Posted by BC Chandler at 12:02 AM

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