Random Things About Me

1. I count stairs as i walk up or down them.

2. I love to laugh

3. i hate to drive

4. i like to watch corny comedy chows

5. i really still like Sarah Palin

6. although i want a family haven't been able to commit to a relationship

7. i don't really like feeling vulnerable, but i think i am in love with someone who only wants to be friends

8. i think pickles were made by satan

9. i am self conscious about my looks

10. i have a missing tooth that hinders me from a full smile

11. i despise kids......

12. i don't cut my toenails

13. i think Ciara and Rihanna are the most refreshing acts in music today....sorry Beyonce fans but she must be destroyed

14. when photoing me i only like head and shoulder shots

15. although i voted for obama I have to admit i wasn't an avid supporter

16. when my 13 year old sister was a baby i used to read the bible to her, loudly as she cried

17. when i was 14 i used to steal my moms car and go joy riding

18. i am a kind person with a bad attitude

19. i never liked my name until i was 16 years old

20. i am slightly addicted to porn

21. when i take pictures i normally crop the other people to find that great head and shoulder shot of me

22. i am utterly scared of dying....just to think that i will suffocate in the ground....lol

23. i don't cry most people will say i am dead inside

24. i can eat cereal all day

25. i rarely like affection......touching, holding, kissing are all weird to me

26. i think kissing as actually nasty

27. i am a very private and evasive.....i actually have friends who don't know what i do for a living

28. i don't ask questions cause i don't want people to ask me anything

29. i started having sex at 12...........hey i wanted to try something new

30. very people know my age, you can try to calculate it but you are always one year off

31. basketball is my sport of choice

32. i don't want to buy a home cause i don't want the responsibility

33. when i start talking about me i just cant stop

A Guide to being a Gentleman

These are things that one should learn if you are to call yourself a real man.
Feel free to disagree. I welcome it.
Remember that these are merely my opinions. They just happen to be correct. haha

1. Learn to tie a necktie
In three ways- Four in hand, windsor & half windsor. I will teach you.
Tying your necktie as a bow-tie doesn't make it a chic new over-sized bowtie. It makes you look like the douche who can't tie a real bowtie.
And as for neckties, the fat Diddy knot is unacceptable. If it resembles your fist, it's too damn big!

2. Hold the door
Even if a woman is liberated, she will still appreciate it. If one holds the door for a man, it doesnt make one less of a man. It makes one less of a douche.

3. Drink, but don't get drunk.
There's nothing worse than a public display of assholism.

4. Swear
But in moderation. It's good for #%&^# heart.

5. Never EVER EVER smoke anything!
Drugs are lame. Cigarettes/cigars can be sexy at times, but you are not Cary Grant. However, if you must smoke them, wear black pants to match your lungs. Thanks

6. Don't kiss and tell
One learns this as he grows. Not only women can be whores. Learn to keep it to yourself. No use bragging to your boys if he/she sends you to the clinic.

7. Send thank you cards
It's a custom that is lost among young people. I've learned the hard way that it means a lot to people to be thanked.

8. Respect your mother.
Even if she hasn't had the best maternal instincts, women notice how you treat her.

9. Call him/her. Don't text
I know that texting has become the best way to communicate, but is that the best way to tell someone that you've found someone else? Or that they are fired? Grow some gonads.

10. Choose your footwear wisely
Things have gotten more casual but there is never an appropriate setting to wear bulky tennis shoes with a suit. No matter what Justin Timberlake says.

11. French cuffs are not meant to be worn outside of the suit jacket.
Also, keep the collar tucked neatly under the lapels not on top of them. You are not a memeber of Dru Hill. (With all due respect to Sisqo)

12. A man should own at least two suits.
Black and any of the following colors- grey, charcoal, navy, or tan/khaki (summer only). No red please. I don't care if you are COGIC.

13. Always carry at least 40 dollars in cash.
You cant forget to tip the valet/bartender/server. They don't care one bit about your debit card. Speaking of tips... no less than 18%. Thanks

14. Lose the wallet.
Get a card carrying case or a clip. They're thinner and won't bulge in your back pocket. Unless for some reason you desire to draw attention to your ass...

15. Your CD case (or iPod) should consist of at least three genres of music.
And no that can't be gangsta rap, snap music, and crunk-n-B You will get more respect if that Jay-Z is followed by some Frank Sinatra or some Nina Simone.

16. Own at least on rap CD.
Preferably NaS, Lupe, Kanye, or Common. Soulja Boy doesn't count.

17. Learn to read phonetically in French, Spanish, Italian, and German.
That trip to the restaurant or the opera will be much more enjoyable if you don't order the "sawvignun blank" or tell your mate how much you loved "La Boheem".

18. Know the value of fresh flowers.
They aren't always for the dead or for apologies. They can make a room look/smell like a million bucks.

19. Put the phone away in social situations.
I have a problem with this but technology really has ruined our social skills.

20. Read!
Stay up on current events and know a little about literature. The Color Purple is more than a movie and the Wall Street Bailout had nothing to do with jail time.

21. Learn the value of a man bag
A satchel, a tote, a messenger bag, a laptop bag, a briefcase...whatever it may be. Leave that monogrammed L.L. Bean bag in the 8th grade. If a man bag makes you feel like less of a man, you need therapy.

22. Surround yourself with beautiful women.
And listen to them! You can learn a thing or to. If you are straight, it's always beneficial to have the company of a lovely woman. If not, where would a fag be without his hag?!

23. Learn the meaning of your name.
Your parents picked it for a reason. It's all you have. Also, choose your children's names wisely. Do you really want to see my sister's roll book? [shaking my head]

24. Watch a chick flick every now and then.
You need a good cry. If you hate them, they can teach you a thing or two about what to expect from your woman, or more importantly what she expects from you.

25. Pull your pants up!!!
Do you really know where sagging came from?

26. Take that Bluetooth or any type of earpiece out when you are not driving.It's not a good look to walk around looking like an extra from Star Trek, nor is it fun to have people think you are talking to yourself.

27. Don't let your sexuality completely define who you areStraight: Cut the 'no homo' crap. If you are comfortable with yourself, you can be who you are without it being a question.
Gay: There is no appropriate situation in which you can wear women's clothing and it not be for costume purposes. Bebe and Wet Seal make NOTHING for you.

28. Never hit a woman.
Even if you say she's putting herself in a man's place, don't hit her. Just push her really hard!!!! haha

29. Sunglasses + Inside = You looking like a total loser and poser.
Enough said.

30. PrayBecause it changes things

Funny things stupid people say............

It is amazing what comes out of peoples mouth:

-----I told this girl i lived in DC now she responded by saying ooh Detroit.....I died and walked away.

-----Soon after i talking to this other young lady about a mutual friend of ours. She told me she really didnt fancy the girl anymore because after the girl kinda made it in life she did a 1360. Yes she said 1360 with a straight face. I could not take it anymore

2009 IS HERE!!!!!!!

WEll here we are the first day of 2009. The text messeges have already started to come (I will discuss that later). So i gathered my list of Resolutions I plan to do accomplish. If I write them down them I know they will be done.

1. Live this year with no regrets
2. Attend two dance classes a month
3. Make use of all the casting calls that are presented to me
4. Workout more regularly
5. Be Financially mature
6. Gain spiritual maturity
7. Update blog regularly

These are most of the things i want to accomplish, and I will keep you posted.